I know I live out back of beyond the boondocks, but seriously... this is just plain NASTY!
WHY DOESN'T OUR NEWSAGENCY HAVE A COPY OF AUSSIE TOP GEAR? AND WHY DOESN'T THE DIPSTICK BEHIND THE COUNTER UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF 'TOP GEAR', 'AUSTRALIAN' AND EVEN 'MAGAZINE'???
I'll go back and try again after work, and it had better be in stock, or there will be spells cast, and some serious bloodflow.
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Malibu, the magazine may well have been launched today, but newsagents only receive magazine deliveries on certain days, eg. Tuesday and Wednesday.
Hey Malibu I just noticed that new photo of you casting an evil spell. I love your hair.
Well, Benny, it's better than Jodie Fosters hair...
(Ha. My word verification thingy is punnkd.)
I've had a flick through TGA, read the editors column of course, but am saving it for bedtime. Which may happen aften I do about another 12 things, like washing-up, clothes-folding, note-signing, uniform-ironing, etc, etc.
Benny, allow me to do the whining VB promised she wouldn't bother you with - if there's anything written by Herr Corby that can be reached through the net, will you let me know? 'Cos finding Toppa Giira widda Stiffen Corraby on da shelves of Italian news agents is against ALL odds, I'm afraid!
Thanks in advance!
Annemarie I don't mind posting you a copy of the brilliant Toppa Giira, although I havn't bought it myself yet. Been busy on the golf course see.
Somehow you'd need to tell me your address in sunny Italy. Perhaps Malibu would be kind enough to email one of us the other's email address.
Okay, so that's what you meant by posting: real, actual, physical recolation of tangible goods - I had forgotten about that option, haha! I thought you were somehow going to "post" something for VB on the net!
Anyway, Malibaby is welcome to give you my mail address, if you really wouldn't mind sending me a copy of the first Aussie Top Gear Mag. If you don't feel like it, that's okay too, I will be in Australia in November and will pick up a copy of da mag myself then - although the first ever copy would of course have collector's item value, leaving me rich and shopping for handsome 20-year olds by the time I'm 60.
Somehow I find it hard to imagine you playing golf. I associate golf with old age pensioners, loud pants and ugly shoes, whereas my mental-picture-Benny is a bearded, beer-bellied, incessant self-scratcher whose chair moans in a fatal manner while he (my mentalpicturebenny) reaches out for another beer. Also I wouldn't be surprised to see some moths affectionately fluttering around your outfit.
Which is why I'm so truly fond of you, ofcourse!
How rude ! You know where you can stick your magazine, don't you !
I happen to have had a rather good day on the golf course, with a brand new shiny set of clubs. I work hard interstate every second week, and spend most of the alternate week playing golf in Sydney.
Didn't mean to be rude, it's just the image you convey through your posts, bunnybee... And ah, maybe I did mean to be rude, I'm like that. Just teasing to see how you respond. I don't do it with every one, just the people I feel can handle it.
I'd stick the magazine where you seem to suggest I stick it, except I don't have the mag. Hm, how can we solve that one...
So, you're an old age pensioner then with loud pants? As we were deprived of a picture of your bare behind early in the process, I really don't know anymore what you're like. Something tells me you don't match my mental picture of you though...
Happy putts, honey!
Annemarie, please stop calling me names, or you are sounding more and more like Brigette. . . .
I putted terribly today, but thanks for the encouragement. Tomorrow, I feel guilty and very very bad, but will play golfo for the fourth day in a row. Who knows, I might get better??!!
As for your mental image of me, I must admit I do have my beer fridge right next to the computer.
As for Toppa Giira, I purchased said quality magazine today. Oh golly, it's a big one and quite heavy. But I guess you're worth it, and the postage will be a pittance compared to how much I've spent on green fees this week.
Have asked the Fuller lass to pass on my email to you, so you can respond with your postal address. Till then I shall continue putting jam stains on your magazine.
If it's the same for you, I'd prefer nice, round beer bottle circles on my mag instead of jam, but to make up for the rude mental image, I'll let you decide what type of stains. Thanksa anyway for being so kindhearted as to get me da Toppa Giira Magazzino! We'll work out a way to settle the cost issue, too.
And eh, I don't know what putting is (other than in "you know where you can put that magazine, don't you!"), but I hope today the green works in your favour. I'm more into swimming myself, and I know how frustrating it is to just not get it right on some days. This morning things went excellent though, so hopefully you are successful with the birdies today too!
Don'ta worry, I'll get you a fresha copy of Mister Corby's magazino. Not even beer ring stains I promise. (My business has a Mexican angle to it, so I hope I don't go all Spanish-Latino on you, while trying to do an Italiano).
Do you swim every day? I got a birdie yeterday on a par 3, which pleased me immensely, although I havn't been able to equal that effort in the 40 odd holes since. Golf is so hard. Sigh.
You [pet name I can't say for fear of being called Brigitte], thanks a million forra da maga di Stiffen Corraby! Don't worry, I'm more or less fluent in Portuguese and get around in Spanish as well, so wack anything at me in that language, I'll deal with it!
Congrats on the birdie. (I looked up what it means, to be honest. Guess it gives you the feeling I get after succeeding in ten effortless laps of freestyle: major YEAH!). Is it true that golfers would rather score a birdie than a bird? Well, as long as you wear a sweaty t-shirt and manually cut-off jeans instead of that checkered stuff, you playing golf is fine with me!
I go swimming app. 3-4 times a week. It's easier in winter, as the pool is now overrun by hairy little men seeking refuge from the heat, most of whom take about a week to get to the other end. But the water feels good, always.
Well, I'm off for the weekend, I wisha you many happy birds widda ya new clubs!
Hey annemarie, I googled swimming, it sounds fantastic.
So you do Spanish?
By now you're probably asking yourself this then.
donde en el infierno es mi Maldito revista? Si estoy supone que palo hasta que mi culo, cuando es ya?
Ah lamentable le ofendo. Inclino la parada que piensa en su asno
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